Shout-out to the guy who saw me staring contemplatively at the 2lb+ bags of cherries they had on the display at the grocery last week, and was like 'hey uh do you also want like... half a bag?' because he was in fact right, and we dumped half of one bag into one of the generic produce bags and each went on our way without having to feel awkward about leaving a half-full bag on the display.
I am eating some of mine now and they are delicious but I absolutely would not have been able to finish off a full bag by myself before they went bad.